testing
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Seven ways the harness lied to me (in one day)
One debugging day, seven instrument failures: a probe that double-counted its own bookkeeping into '93 duplicate requests', a WebGPU canvas that reads back as all zeros, a parity test that passed by comparing two empty frames, a screenshot taken 7.5 seconds too early, and three more. Each with the tell that gave it away and the cross-check that caught it — because the same day also proved that one of those 'flakes' was hiding a real bug.